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Write something Interesting. :[ [May. 28th, 2007|01:19 pm]
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When it comes to pairings, I feel that many people are lame-struck. Naruto and Sasuke together are not very great. I mean, when was the last time they saw each other face to face? Was it pretty? No. So why stick with it? Well, who knows... but I just do not see what every one else may be seeing with Naruto and Sasuke getting it on. It is boring. It is so overly boring. I guess I was okay at first... maybe the first 300 fan fictions. Now it is just tiresome. It is kind of like being forced to eating soup everyday. I doubt I would be the only one tired of peeing out chicken noodles. Though I have probably stated other not-to great reasoning for not like Naruto and Sasuke together, the main reason would have to be how boring it is.

Come on... if your going to have a pairing like Sasuke and Naruto, you should have one with Naruto and Itachi. What is the real difference? Both of them are on the bad side. Both of them have tried to kill him. Both of them do not seem to care much for Konoha. I mean really... Itachi looks better then Sasuke. I need a fan fiction that is not crap or a Mary sues that involves them. I may write it myself but what good is that.... I like other people’s writings. Now that i think about it, the main difference is that one is not boring and the other is. One has more too and and One does not. One is simpler to write while another isn't. I have truelly found and Itachi and Sasuke Fan-Fictin that seems like... it could actually happen. Wait no... That was  Harry / Draco Fan-fiction. I wish there was one that was... likely that does not make me want to cry (there was one... just one and it was so sad. Oh my). You have to hunt and search for a good Fanfiction with Ita/Naru while you can go to any site and find Sasuke and Itachi getting it on. What in the world is that about? Can you picture that? Do you fee like vomiting? I do.

Please. Do something interesting. Please.

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Stop Flaming [Jul. 7th, 2005|01:05 am]
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[mood |crankycranky]

cut for rant about incest pairingsCollapse )
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Crappy fanfic rant [Mar. 26th, 2006|04:47 pm]
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[mood |aggravatedaggravated]
[music |"Hannibal"~~Phantom of the Opera OST]

If I see ONE MORE OCxCanon Character badfic in chuunin, I'M KILLING EVERYONE.
This lates crap has a Mononoke rip off hooking up with Gaara.
She's also an Amazon.

Another one, from quite some time ago, has a self-insert getting sucked into the "Naruto World" and hooking up with Kakashi.

Seriously, folks, this isn't Jackoff.net fanfiction.net. You have every right to put it up on chuunin, but when I don't like your story, DON'T BITCH AT ME FOR NOT LIKING IT. That's the risk you take with posting stuff like that up for all the world to see.

Of course, it doesn't help that the mods over there tend to jump on people for "not being nice". *rolls eyes*
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Yet another Orochi-related rant...Will this chick ever shut up? [Feb. 27th, 2006|06:34 am]
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[music |Fatboy Slim- "The Rockafeller Skank"]

Has anyone other than me noticed the tendency for fanbrats to be unabashedly biased towards certain villains depending on their fanbase/looks? I'm referring to Itachi vs. Orochimaru and the rest of the Akatsuki (aptly dubbed 'those other guys') When writing fanfiction, most writers seem to be focused on His Almighty Bishieness Itachi and MAYBE Kisame as a carboard cutout sidekick for comic relief, while the rest of the more interesting Akatsuki members get stiffed on page time. It could be partially to blame that said authoress isn't completely up-to-date on the manga and hasn't heard about these people, but in some causes, it's the cause of favoritism instead. Zetsu isn't the most likely target for fangirl bait, after all, and neither are Sasori or Deidara- Unless you take away Dei's mouth-hands and Sasori's puppet shell, that is.

However, others cannot say the same for Orochimaru. In the case of Itachi-worshipping and Snake Sennin-bashing, it's almost always a case of pure, unadultered fanbrattiness. It's especially noticeable in the amount of detail that the writer gives each character, as in this rhethorical excerpt; 'Itachi's long, flowing locks of raven hair constrasted the dusky autumn sky, blood red eyes gleaming with an eerie power. Premature moonlight gleamed against the ivory skin of his lithe, flawless body and the ropy muscles of his bare arms and legs. Then he pushed Orochimaru off a cliff and Orochimaru died. Stupid Snake-bastard.' (Over-exaggerated, but you get my gist.)

Maybe it's because Itachi's younger, angstier, and 'better-looking' than Orochi that explains why he's more well-liked; I still think it's a shitty reason to favor one character over another. (Sorry, this wasn't meant to stereotype any Itachi fans in the community! I'm referring only to the ones that write badfic, and it's doubtful that any of those people are lurking here.)
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(no subject) [Jan. 27th, 2006|12:53 am]
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[mood |boredbored]

There are other pairings you can write, you know, besides SasuNaru Naruto would be on top anyways :D, NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, and ShikaIno. Really. And you don't have to stick them all in the same fic either. Seriously. Why is it that almost every time I see something with one of these pairings in it, it also has at least one of the other above pairings? Also, it is not neccesary to pair everyone off, it really isn't, and if you can't find someone to pair Gaara up with, then leave him alone, and quit pairing him up with your OC.

Sakura is not the only girl in the series. Also, she's not a slut, and I find it just a tad odd that every time I wander over to ff.net I see a billion fics with at least three different Sakura pairings in them. If I saw a few, I wouldn't mind it so much, to each their own and I would kill to see a few slut!Gaara fics... but really. And these always have the same pairings too. SasuSaku, NejiSaku, GaaSaku, KakaSaku, ItaSaku, and sometimes NaruSaku. What about all the other guys, huh? What about Lee, and Shikamaru, and Chouji, and Shino? Where is the Sakura love for them?

And another thing: SasuSaku is not canon. Yes, Sakura has a crush on Sasuke, and they're on the same team, and Sasuke cares for her and her wellbeing. This is not neccesarily because he loves her romantically. I have a friend who once insisted they were canon because when Sasuke ran off and Sakura wanted to go with him he said she couldn't because he didn't want her to get hurt. Or something like that. I haven't read all of that part, so I don't know the details, but that's what she said. And it bugged me. It bugged me lots. I mean, it could become canon, but so could a lot of things. Naruto likes Sakura, but there's not much NaruSaku compared to all the SasuSaku, and Ino has a crush on Sasuke too, but we don't see much SasuIno, do we now?

Write something different, please? I beg of you.

(Just ehm, general 'you' used here. This is a result of me always finding the same thing all the time. There are so many characters in the series, so much oppurtunity, so much fun with crack pairings and pairings that aren't crack but you don't see anyways. Use them! Use them I say! Variety is the spice of life!)
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The hell? [Nov. 12th, 2005|12:54 am]
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Where does all the insane negativity come from? That's my question.

I mean, look at this. Look at all of us.

Why do people have so much hate built up over an awesome series about ninja? How can this produce so much badness? You'd think an awesome series about ninja could produce only good things in the end.

I mean, I understand getting pissed off at parts of the fandom, because it's completely insane sometimes, but to let this irritation with the fandom fester into a poison that ruins parts of the series itself?

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(no subject) [Nov. 8th, 2005|03:04 pm]
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Okay...for one I'm really happy that a community like this exists. I just hope I don't get as much backlash I get everywhere else I go. So onward to my rant!!

WARNING! Contents of cut contain rant! You have been warned.Collapse )
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(no subject) [Nov. 7th, 2005|03:25 pm]
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Is there anyone you'd like to kick out of Naruto fandom?

Comment anonymously and tell us who and why. (Like always, IP logging is off.)
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2005|03:26 pm]
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[mood |aggravatedaggravated]

I know I already wrote something along this line but....

Let me ask everyone this.

Do you think it's right to be physically harmed over your character love?

The reason behind this question.Collapse )
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Inspired by a poll in chuunin [Sep. 14th, 2005|04:44 pm]
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After days and days of whining about the dub, Naruto fans finally show that they can't even agree on how the damned names sound to begin with.

I mean, come on - SPANISH?

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