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A Rant. [Sep. 14th, 2005|01:22 pm]
Naruto Fan Rants

nayamashiimigot
[mood |discontentdiscontent]

This is a rant that I have wanted to get out for a while....


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THE BITCHING NEEDS TO STOP [Sep. 12th, 2005|04:36 pm]
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hangookmoongurl
This is a rant that I wrote a couple of days ago on my own journal elsewhere, written before the dub actually aired. I'm making it public 'cause I tell people this yet, they don't seem to be EFFING LISTENING.

It shall be cut for much swearing. <3


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Next time on DragonBall....I mean Naruto! [Aug. 26th, 2005|01:53 am]
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kureno_rooster
Man I just read a low quality scan of chapter 272 off of Naruto Chuushin

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not for the faint of heart! [Aug. 15th, 2005|11:51 am]
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kureno_rooster
This is a little article about real life sex verses fanfiction sex. I am putting this up simply because many of the cliches mentioned in the rant (wihich I didn't write by the way but rather stumbled upon) are found in the Naruto fanfiction community and I get sick of them. Trust me I have read many a fic and have personally seen these cliches run rampant and ruin fics.

WARNING THE LINK GOES TO AN ARTICLE THAT SPEAKS FRANKLY ABOUT SEX SO GO AT YOUR OWN PERIL!

http://www.discarnate.com/boysnextdoor/reviews/mechanicallemon.html

This link is from the same page and some of the same writters and while the fandom they focuse on is mostly the Gundam Wing Weiss fandoms I can easily see the Naruto fandom heading into these torrid waters soon especially now that the new wave of cartoon network Naruto fans are coming! Many of which will have extremely romantizied ideas of sex of any variety and under age. Fear they'r l33t speak!

http://www.discarnate.com/boysnextdoor/reviews/past.html

I am not saying all the oncoming fans will pen horriable fanfiction but I am saying that their will be a new slew of Naruto fangirl coming and she comes bearing fiction!
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STFU. [Aug. 8th, 2005|03:09 pm]
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lunarwhirl
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]

First, Sakura's too whiny. Next, Sakura does nothing. Now, OMG Sakura's too strong now.
Oh, for fuck's sake. People just can't seem to be happy.
GET OVER IT. She's a main character, it had to happen sometime. She's ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING now instead of being the whiny damsel in distress, what are you all so upset about? I admit, the Sannin comparisons (to all three of the main characters) are a bit much. Yes, it's annoying. Yes, it's unnecessary after FIFTEEN BILLION TIMES.
But honestly, if the series annoys you so much, STOP READING IT.
But then, there may be nothing to complain about and we CAN'T HAVE THAT, now, can we?
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Perhaps I'm posting too much, but... [Aug. 3rd, 2005|09:18 pm]
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hakane_
[mood |calmcalm]
[music |Flogging Molly-"Drunken Lullabies"]

Have you ever noticed how most people in the Naruto fandom these days completely screw up characterization? I hope so...

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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2005|12:24 pm]
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kureno_rooster
[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |the wind]

I don't know about you but personally Kabuto is not as loyal to Orochimaru as every makes him out to be. It vaguely annoys me when people draw or write him as a lap dog sort of guy. My guess is by the end of the manga Kabuto is going to betray Orochimaru probably with Sasuke in a my enemies enemies is my friend sort of way.
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(no subject) [Jul. 27th, 2005|09:52 pm]
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hakane_
[mood |irateirate]

Alright, maybe I'm too close to this subject to be objective, but you know what really irks me? The constant assumption that Orochimaru wants to have sex with Sasuke. I'll admit, yes, he does lust after our angsty little Uchiha, but it's lust in a completely different form. Sort of like the lust one experiances seeing a new car; They want it so they can drive it around, see themselves instantly gratified, etc. They don't want it for the sex. In other words, it's more of an ownership/glorification thing than anything else. I'm probably babbling, but yeah...Just wish some people would get there minds out of the gutters, that's all. (Or perhaps I'm delusional.)
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Its like the community is dead again so...... [Jun. 29th, 2005|06:08 pm]
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kureno_rooster
Am I the only person that has lost a liking of a certain character simply because of how the person is portrayed in Fanfictions. For me the characters that have taken the biggest hit are Gaara (he is almost always so love sick which turns him into a damn homewrecker!) and Kakashi.... I don't know why I guess because almost all the Kakashi/anyone Narutos age parings are always so damn unrealistic!
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Another Pairing Rant... [Jun. 22nd, 2005|05:43 pm]
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lunarwhirl
[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |"Everywhere"~~Michelle Branch]

I despise ZabuHaku.
Why? Because that would make Zabuza a pedophile (though I doubt he'd care).
If anything, They have a Father/Son relationship : "From now on, your blood is mine..."
Both Zabuza and Haku strike me as asexual. They'd be too concerned with their mission to have any relationship with ANYONE, at least *that* kind of relatioship.
And no, your OCs/Mary Sues (yes, there is a difference), will not change that.
And if they do in your fanfic, congratulations! You have a Mary Sue on your hands.
YOU LOSE AT LIFE. :D
Sorry if this comes off as harsh, but I really can't stand it.
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